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There is no vast media conspiracy, of the left or of the right. But there is a chamber pot full of miserably non-professional journalism, and you really hate to see it appear so often on what was once one of the world's great news services.
The writer of the three-corpse trash was engaging in a venerable newspaper practice -- reaching for a gee-whiz headline. We've all done it, but the AP pros are, or were, damned careful to make sure the body of the report lends some credence to whatever glorious -- or gory -- image is conjured up in the lead.