Jan 23, 2010

Liberties, so to speak

This week: ". .“The government may regulate corporate political speech through disclaimer and disclosure requirements, but it may not suppress that speech altogether,”

After McDonald? "The government may regulate firearms through registration and usage requirements, but it may not suppress the keeping and bearing of firearms altogether."

Jean Simmons

RIP. Age 80.

You guys couldn't believe how badly I wanted to be Sky Masterson.

Obama Speaks, sort of

If the AP has it right, and, c 'mon you guys, the AP usually does, on the simple stuff anyway, President Obama yesterday told the nation he can't imagine "anything more devastating to the public interest" than the Supreme Court's decision to ease limits on campaign spending by corporations and labor unions."

Lemme hep y'all out there, Mr. President. A mutant-strain bubonic plague outbreak. Nuclear war. A collision with Mars. All the women in the world suddenly looking and talking like Nancy Grace. That's four more devastating things, and I ain't even had enough breakfast yet to get my imagination kicked in good.

I have a dream. National leaders will one day address the nation in reasoned speech, the terms of which have actual referents.

Jan 22, 2010

T(he) S(stupid) A(sses) - A really cool cocaine joke



Hoily suffering mother of Gaia. A trained professional
strikes again.


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The Philadelphia Inquirer tells a tale of stunning stupidity that
left a young woman shaken and crying, other passengers
trying to console her and ended the TSA career of the agent.

Earlier this month, 22-year-old college student
Rebecca Solomon arrived at the Philadelphia airport the
requisite 90 minutes before her flight to Detroit. She
dutifully put her laptop and shoes through the scanners,
engaging in the security theater that frequent fliers
have become so familiar with. She was just a college
student headed back to the University of
Michigan for the spring session.

And then she was pulled aside, presented with a tiny, clear
plastic bag - the kind earrings sometimes come in -
containing white powder.

What about it? The TSA agent wanted an explanation.

Rebecca said she broke into a sweat, wondering what
exactly she would say to explain the unexplainable.
It wasn't hers. She'd never seen it before. But isn't
that what suspects always say.

The seconds stretched out. Tears welled up.

And then the agent said it was his bag, his
white powder, his little joke.

Rebecca gathered her things and, accompanied by
a sympathic witness, went to her gate in tears.

TSA agents, of late clad in new uniforms that look very
much like police uniforms, are figures of authority in
a system that presumes guilt, includes tiers of watchlists
and no-fly lists and lists of people of interest
that are secret and often inaccurate.

Being on the other end of that system is not a comfortable
positionfor most Americans, regardless of how seriously,
or not, they take the process.

To do the TSA's very necessary job, the agents - of all
people - must take it seriously. Little jokes like that
played on Rebecca Solomon undermine the system,
scare people and fuel the criticism of the quasi-police agency.

Was he trying for a date? Battling boredom?
Just a sick puppy who likes to look at terrified faces?

Whatever, he's gone. Fired or quit? We're not allowed
to know that (or his name) because of federal employee
privacy rules.

Let's hope it's the former, and that the reason
cited is extreme ridiculousness.


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