SOTU 12

Editorial comment: Teevee shows even Michelle tired of riotous applause every third sentence.

Suggestion, Mr. President: Interrupt oratorical flow and say: "Oh, stop behaving like silly children. You can clap when I;m done."

Fat chance.

SOTU 11

Apprenticeships.

Good idea, IMO.

SOTU 10

Global warming. He fixed a lot of it by reducing carbon in past 8 years, but must do more.

Save yo Confederate money boys; the Solyndra's gonna rise again!"

SOTU 9

"MY authority to protect (lands)."

Knew he to that get quick.