SOTU 15

"No one who works full time should ever have to raise a family in poverty."

Even if the sire and dam don't know what causes babies until they achieve a count of 13?"

SOTU 14

Women deserve equal pay for equal work.

No shit Sam Spade? What gave you your first clue?

(That premise was agreed to about two generations ago.)

SOTU 13

Oh fer krissakes:

"We're still not reaching children and we're not reaching them in time."

Is inroductory logic not taught at Yale?

SOTU 12

Editorial comment: Teevee shows even Michelle tired of riotous applause every third sentence.

Suggestion, Mr. President: Interrupt oratorical flow and say: "Oh, stop behaving like silly children. You can clap when I;m done."

Fat chance.