A regal barbecue is laid on. Above the pit turns a fatted calf, USDA certified prime, dripping succulent juices into glowing hickory to the delight of the Republican crowd rallying in the Arizona ranch lands.
The guest of honor appears. He smiles, unzips, and sticks his man part into the white coals.
No, Mr. Candidate. It is probably untrue that 99 per cent of mass murderers are Democrats.
It is likely true that you arose in morning and decided it would be a good day to advance the notion that the The Stupid Party really is.
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If my Republican friends feel raped by this little offering: Please try to relax. It is a legitimate rape, so you can't get pregnant. Todd Akin told me so.
If I'm wrong Christine O'Donnell can chant a special incantation of joy as she casts me into the coven cauldron.
Sarah Palin can waterboard me.
May 15, 2014
Excuse me. I've been spending my time lately with a bunch of Jews, whatever sect was responsible for squirreling away the Qumran scrolls by the Dead Sea somewhere around 2,000 years ago.
How can anyone be anti-Semitic? Those poor guys suffered under the same drippy rulers and laws we waspy Gentiles endure to this day..
"Whoever lays down and sleeps in the general meeting shall be expelled for 30 days and suffer reduced rations ten days."*
Suggesting that their rulers were capable of long, boring, meaningless assemblages not surpassed until New England Congregationalists got going 17 centuries later. Or, a little further along yet, about any U.S. congressional committee you care to name.
The sex laws are pretty interesting, too, but, after all, this is a family oriented blog. I limit myself to noting that if you married a woman whom you discovered to be unchaste, you were required to keep your mouth shut about it.
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*It's 4Q66, Fragment 10, quoted p.76, "The Dead Sea Scrolls," Michael
Wise et al, 2005, ISBN 978-0-06-07662-7
How can anyone be anti-Semitic? Those poor guys suffered under the same drippy rulers and laws we waspy Gentiles endure to this day..
"Whoever lays down and sleeps in the general meeting shall be expelled for 30 days and suffer reduced rations ten days."*
Suggesting that their rulers were capable of long, boring, meaningless assemblages not surpassed until New England Congregationalists got going 17 centuries later. Or, a little further along yet, about any U.S. congressional committee you care to name.
The sex laws are pretty interesting, too, but, after all, this is a family oriented blog. I limit myself to noting that if you married a woman whom you discovered to be unchaste, you were required to keep your mouth shut about it.
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*It's 4Q66, Fragment 10, quoted p.76, "The Dead Sea Scrolls," Michael
Wise et al, 2005, ISBN 978-0-06-07662-7
Junk post
Old Faithful, my c. 2006 MacBook, has become a slattern. No longer elegant, she's doomed to the scullery of internet endeavor. In her place comes a sleek Mac Airhead 13-incher.
Apple people are adept at helping you spend your money. I've hardly ever had a quicker or more efficient ordering process, and within a couple-three hours an email announced the new lady had already been dispatched and was due to arrive in eight days (standard transport, for free).
From Shanghai.
As the ancient Polynesian sailing chant goes: Aiiiiiii-eeeeeee! Pray for a west wind.
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