SOTU 19

Paraphrase: Goddam guns screwing up my legacy.

SOTU 18

Boring. Obamacare ushers in millennium. But everybody help everybody else sign up. If site works.

SOTU 17

Help old farts  with "My RA."

Mad Avenue language is in celestial ascendency.

(Privatize Social Security. What acompelling notion. Only with government subsidized interest.)

SOTU 16

"Raise minimum wage to $10.10 because it's easy to remember."

Sweet suffering Jesus.