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Jan 23, 2011

Just missed it

It takes a temperature of 20 below to trigger the B&B rule in this area. When invoked, B&B grants license to Bitch and Brag, that is, to bitch about the  cold and brag about how comfortably you are surviving it because you're, like, real smart.


Officially, it's -19 the airport right now. Unofficially it's -17 at  the homestead.  So b'ing and/or b'ing would be wimpish.

Nevertheless,  I am instructing the butler to add another log.

2 comments:

  1. We had cloud cover and 4 above. Not rubbing it in, just a weather report. Keokuk had +14 which indicates that Iowa has some extreme contrasts.

    Kinda like Sen. Harkin and Grassley?

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  2. In my extreme yoot I worked in your river valley for a while and remember how nice it was to be a couple of hundred miles south of Minnesota -- and a few hundred feet lower.

    Things are warming up nicely here, but as far as I know no has treatd Harkin's wet suit with itching powder yet.

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