Roberta takes some of that class of vertebrates to task, specifically His Obamness with his plans to give us all free high-speed wireless internet.
To make it happen, Washington will need to enact a new law of physics requiring five-pound pots to contain ten pounds of (euphemism). Otherwise it will be only sorta free.
Don't be surprised if he tries that physics thing. We're talking about someone who routinely rewrites the laws of economics here.
ReplyDeleteAll that's left, really, is for him to say, "**** gravity!" and make us all float.
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Whoops. Hit publish and forgot to say, "If you'll pardon the expression."
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