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Showing posts with label Miscellaneous assholery. Show all posts
Feb 17, 2016

Penny for your thoughts, but do you take MasterCard?

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I've been using plastic for a while. It returns a couple-three percentage points on money I'd spend anyway. I avoid the heartbreak o...
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Jan 1, 2016

Yes, George, a Happier New Year to All of Us

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For my friends and enemies:  I'm afraid I must insist that you read Mr. Wills' review of the year just interred. If it is credibly r...
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Sep 25, 2015

Boehner and the Asses

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I have no more respect for John Boehner than for any other institutional  politician. Nevertheless, he was one of the better tacticians of t...
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Aug 9, 2015

Trump

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It's not easy to write seriously about this guy, especially if you think he is performing a useful role in American political discourse....
Apr 14, 2015

A day in the life...

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...and a pleasant one, kindly weather, outside work, the hint of winter pallor giving way to a less morbid skin tone. So why the hell did ...
Apr 2, 2015

Nothing runs like a Deere

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I've been suffering from a severe case of Mind Your Own Business lately.  It is personally profitable in one way or another, but it wrec...
Mar 5, 2015

'bye, Jumbo

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Majestic, eh? Forget it. Ringling Brothers Circus is pasturing the elephants in favor of Joe Bob's big t...
Feb 2, 2015

Milton Friedman and the .177 Assault Rifle

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In a little town about 25 miles down the road,  this guy and two buddies walk into this other guy's yard. We don't know why.  The gu...
Jan 21, 2015

Reefer Madness Just Down the Road

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Tom and Deb got raided and went to jail. Cops claim they had pot to a felonious degree.  Local radio reports: The Osceola County Sheriff...
Dec 19, 2014

The Pocket Pool Caper

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I agree with my rulers in the federal trademark office. The brand name   ComfyBalls is vulgar. But in a saner world the federal language ...
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Nov 6, 2014

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The pollsters look silly now. Obama looks sillier than ever.  Pelosi looks silliest of all in vowing to hold onto her Boss-Democrat job beca...
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Sep 9, 2014

Shades of Checkpoint Charlie

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Flash bang and smoke as Putin shows that wimp Obama that Russian leaders have the bigger bal ls. We are getting used to that kind of neo-t...
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Aug 28, 2014

The Revolver Door

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Just in case you still think voting matters: Former Sen. Trent Lott (R- Miss.), who now controls the entire public policy practice at...
Jul 25, 2014

Klem Kadiddlehopper gets a new car.

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And he doesn't even have to drive it when he's takin' Alice out to see the submarine races in her frilly blue gown. My native...
Jul 18, 2014

Taking a selfie? Put your pants on.

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Ed Snowden has told the Guardian that your Officer Friendlies in the NSA just love your private parts and spreading them. All day they wh...
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Jul 10, 2014

New Yahk New Yahk

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"Only there," a guy is tempted to say. But who the Hell knows what might be lurking in the pointy little political hackheads of, s...
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Jun 17, 2014

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The federal government has learned that Marshalltown, Iowa, is full of lazy, flabby kids, a crisis of deep national concern, so: Last fall...
May 13, 2014

A post to die by

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You might as well read it; it's as good a way as any to while away your last moments on tortured Earth, a planet which is, like you, per...
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May 9, 2014

Mother's Milk; The Sour Tit

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By virtue of of having been an operative for national Republicans, I remain, many years later, on the special sucker lists.  If they categor...
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May 7, 2014

Global weirding

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It's all my fault, of course. Until yesterday morning I considered my carbon foot print acceptable, but a whim led to catastrophe. You...
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