Finally he sought to acquire a fresh car in a Harris-Teeter parking lot with no down payment or annoying paper work. Someone objected by whapping him up longside his haid with a frozen turkey. Fred's hospitalization ensued. Local cops called the citizen's method unusual but seemed to approve.
Thinking about this:
--I do not object to law-abiding citizens going armed with a frozen Butterball, but I think I'll cling to the old SW59; fits inside the jeans better; warmer, too.
--Try saying "Fuqua-Varina, North Carolina" with a beat a few times. Then, dammit, P------, try to quit saying it.
(On the strength of this newsbeat, P------ is hereby appointed The McGee Reader official correspondent for Appalachia, but, please, Dear, no more syncopated locales.)