So help me, I didn't know 20 states had decided to regulate underage consumption of ultra-violet.
"ATLANTA (AP) – State laws meant to keep teens out of indoor tanning booths haven't made a dent, a new study has found, disappointing doctors hoping to reduce deadly skin cancers. The researchers say it's not clear why the laws failed, but pointed to lax enforcement as a factor."
"ATLANTA (AP) – State laws meant to keep teens out of indoor tanning booths haven't made a dent, a new study has found, disappointing doctors hoping to reduce deadly skin cancers. The researchers say it's not clear why the laws failed, but pointed to lax enforcement as a factor."
(1) -- These researchers must be reassigned to researching optimum means of pouring piss out of a boot.
(2) -- Enforcement would be an excellent project for Obama's new civilian security force.
(3) -- Because the primary offenders are young women, Amendment 4 should be suspended to permit LEO stop and gape on reasonable suspicion. "Halt! Remove your garments. Aha, No white strap marks. You're busted, Baby." If nothing else it would boost local teevee news ratings.
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