Treasury Secretary, Tim Geithner: Tax evader.
Commerce Secretary, Bill Richardson (withdrawn): Pay to play.
Chief Federal Efficiency Expert, Nancy Killifer: Tax evader (the dreaded nanny tax)
Secretary of State: Hillary Clinton: "We'll tell you what you need to know about Bill's Arab loot. If you don't like it I'll cry and stamp my foot. "
Disclaimer for the TEs: They all claim they didn't know they were supposed to pay taxes. And they all did, in fact, cough up, just as soon as they got caught.
Disclaimer for Richardson: "Who? Me?"
To be, with only the slimmest doubt, continued.
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The founding fathers, in their wisdom, devised a method by which our republic can take 100 of its most prominent numbskulls and keep them out of the private sector where they might do actual harm.
--- P. J. O'rourke
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