10-33! -- Unauthorized Fornication

With nothing much else to do,  City Leaders in Council Bluffs decided there was just too much unsanctioned coupling going on along the banks of the Missouri. Time to show those low-life hoes and their Johns.  The sting worked, but, ooops.

The armed Copulation Controllers snagged six would-be customers,  including a Council Bluffs city councilman, one school board president, one lawyer,  and one teacher.  Only  two were Commoners. 

Thus,  two-thirds of the scoundrels who sin against decency are members of the classes which write,  teach,  and interpret  the Purity Statutes. 

Statistics can be fun, I muse, preparing to cite myself on the topic.