Hi Kids! Merry Christmas!
In Storm Lake, Iowa, Santa's best helpers sport Hi-Cap 9mms and .40s on their shiny leather belts. And they keep track of all the times you wet the bed and pull Sister's hair. Then they get on their Motorolas and tell Santa all about it.
"Storm Lake public safety team members escorted Santa to the kindergarten class at St. Mary's school on Thursday. Students learned Santa has a two way police and fire radio in his sleigh. That's so he can communicate with public safety personnel worldwide to compile the naughty and nice list." (Credit Radio KICD)
I've been trying without success to think of a sicker concept. 10-4?