One more shake of the salt cellar

I was just reading the funny comments on the post about New York attacking salt and all who eat it.

It occurred to me that neither Dr. Farley nor Mayor Bloomberg would dare criticize bummery as a leading cause of HIV/AIDS unpleasantness. Such insensitivity would offend pederasts and others who are are much more admirable than sad bastards like you and me who sprinkle white crystals of doom on our popcorn and stuff.