May 26, 2010

Offa my lawn you tall, noisy jerk

Mr. Turtle needs to thank the turtle gods for my still adequate eyesight and reflexes. He came within inches of being the late Mr. Turtle by way of a whirling mower blade.

He is instead internet famous now, and I am taking bookings for his report on a  near-death experience. Discounts to the trade and all libertarian oriented groups.


Joel said...

Have you given him tips for who to talk to about the book deal?

Jim said...

I'm taking bids from Paladin and the Moody Bible Institute. :)