The Des Moines Register national staff takes note of an historic event today. His Obamaness's health gauleiters make it official.
"Vee haf ways of making you eat pschitt, or at least stuff that tastes like it."
The new federal diet guidelines are out today, The headline ogres are cheese, pizza, and sausage. Take that, Jimmy Dean, enemy of the state.
Already the giant food processors are stumbling over themselves to link arms with the broccoli brown shirts.
If it wasn't for my own good I would be irritated.
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This is a typical example of The Chicago Machine at work, leveraging access (to healthcare, or anything really) to an arbitrary set of ever-changing and expensive requirements.
Dinner tonight: A large pizza with extra cheese and sausage!
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