Romantic Rudy Giuliani is glancing at our cleavage. Not staring, yet, but obviously feeling a little glandular itch.
In Politico, he seems to be trying out that '50s-era pickup line of the ducktail set, "Hey, Baby, I'm no pushover, but I can be made."
Four years ago he graced us with his candidacy and finished with 4 per cent -- six points behind Ron Paul.
Lemme see if I can help you out a little, Rudy. Try to remember that pigs go oink and cows go moo, not the other way around.
EDIT: We'll keep him off the TMR caucus list for now. If becomes a little less commitment phobic, he'll earn his place there.
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