1. A certain new dog named Libby guards the perimeter. She poses like a cartoon pit bull and barks death threats when home and master are threatened by jogging tourists, aggressive rabbits, or grazing families of invading geese.
2. When thunder and lightning occur, same dog discovers that the hard pine floor of the smallest room in the house, the only one without windows, is the only acceptable hangout. Not even the sound of a refrigerator door opening will lure her out. " I'm really a lot more comfortable here, Boss, than in all those soft chairs and pillows. Thank you just the same."
3. She eats whatever onion slices I manage to let fall on the floor.
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