May 3, 2011

Foreign Policy Advice

You and I know there are only two logical possibilities.

--Pakistan bosses didn't know Osama lived across the street from its version of West Point. That makes them stupid.

--They knew  but didn't tell us, probably because that might reduce Uncle Sam's shower of cash before every Paki  general became a millionaire. That makes them evil.

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Nevertheless, we shouldn't press those points too hard at the moment. When they tell us they were full partners and rilly, rilly, helped us find and kill bin Laden, we should smile and say sure and thanks-a-lot.  Because until we figure out how to get our kids out of Dodgeghanistan, we need docile Pakistanis on the eastern flank.

We can pop their treacherous asses later if we still feel like it.
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