Now, before getting huffy and yelling at me for being sexist and shallow, please try to remember that I didn't stick Callista Gingrich into a tucker bag of campaign tools. Newt did. So did she.
Says Politico: "A Gingrich campaign source describes Callista as the campaign’s '...chief morale officer'.”
I'm not part of the Gingrich campaign. If I were I would need a morale booster. Callista would be as good a candidate as any, even better after scraping off about a cup of the makeup and using however much naptha it takes to thin out the Max-Hold.