Machoself: "Hell, it may be one below zero, but the wood fire is enough.
Wimpself: "My feet are a litle chilly."
Machoself: "Then put on a cap and the wool socks.
Wimpself: "Already did, Dummy."
Machoself: "Oh. Okay." (Walks over to propane furnace. Turns knob to medium-low.)