Jan 3, 2012

Caucus morn on my electric teevee

They're all here. The cameras are on. I am siamesed to my new flat screen, listening to Them tell Me what I am like.

I am beginning to feel like one of Margaret Mead's Ta'u village girls.



JohnW said...

Gawd, I don't even live there and I'll be glad to see the sun set on this day. I'm surprised you haven't perforated your new televisor.

Jim said...

And if that isn't enough, I'm just reminded that the Hole-in-the-Wall Gang is riding. (You may see them called "the legislature" in our media.)

Right now they're just casing the joint. I still have six days to change the locks, hide the women, and remind my boys, "Shoot low!"

JohnMXL said...

I'm looking forward to the end of the robocalls. By next week the junk mail should slow to its normal trickle.

I almost invested in a woodburning stove this winter just to have a place to discard the political mailings...for some reason just putting them in the trash can doesn't convey the contempt I feel for this political season.

WV: 'phijahd' - declaring war against the Greek fraternity system?

Jim said...


You wouldn't believe the number of free BTUs the political junk mail has afforded me this year.

DirtCrashr said...

Not to mention that like the Media, Margaret Meade made it all up...