I have nothing against the art form, and I may be the poorer for not liking it. But to me it's like goat milk; however lovely it may be, I am sufficiently pleased to know others enjoy it.
Nevertheless, I'm more than than okay with Larry simply from reading about him and sometimes visiting his blog. He's one of us and quite capable of penning any one's quote of the day, e.g:
Every day, over a thousand writers of explody, action-adventure, gun-nut, monster-killin’, novels are maligned on the internet by stuffy literati critics for not being “real” novelists who write ham-fisted, navel gazing, message-fic about starving polar bears or some crap.
You can click that for guidance on how you, too, may "tell stuffy literati types to go screw themselves."