While the Mideast burns, your federal government reminds you that you have an inalienable right to a goat, even if you can't afford it.
A goat enthusiast is capitalizing on the drought which killed much of our nice grass but left some ugly weeds. Forget that icky 24D. Get a goat.
“(Goats) will eat grass but they really prefer things like vines and rose bushes and poison ivy, things that give us problems.” For Iowans who are interested in eco-goats, the federal government has programs to help pay for fencing and watering facilities."
I haven't provoked any local bureaucrats lately; shame on me. This may be my chance. Imagine their surprise when I request a special-use (eco-goat) permit from the governors of my village, Smugleye-on-Lake. These are the guys who last achieved statewide recognition by making it a criminal act to feed a stray kittie.