The Evil Empire flight on which my two loved ones were booked has arrived safely in New York City. In just a few hours they will embark on a Sphincter Air flight westward. I figure that at an average over-the-ground speed of 400 knots, they are about an hour away from those protections of the United States Constitution I mentioned.
They of course don't carry phar ahrms, although recent news suggests the Tee Ess Aye might not notice, one way or the other. On the other hand, If you're reading this, Kids, I would caution against being spotted in Bloombergia with sugary drinks in hand. "Step away from the Mountain Dew Ma'am. You have the right to remain...".
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