The following have been called to the attention of your author who, as authorized by the High Committee of The Internet, officially declares them boring.
--Chris Christie's lap band surgery. (For those of you without Wiki, Dr. Skilsaw cuts you open and fastens a radiator hose clamp around your upper gut system. It is supposed to make you eat less and look more leanly presidential.)
--Lindsay Lohan, boobs and all, due to her continuing teevee interviews explaining that she really not all that much of a drug-addled nincompoop.
--The crisis of finding 12 square feet of disposal space for one of the amateur terrorists of Boston.
-- Mika Brzezinski, especially her book about the difficulty of being a bony Polish ice princess in a world of Twinkies and Ding Dongs.
-- Jodi Arias, boobs and all. (N.B. This subject will be briefly removed from the ennui list if and when Miss Arias is found guilty and sentenced to death. Discussion will be permitted on two narrow fronts.The first is whether any actual harm to society will be done if her existence is terminated. The second is the morality of ritualized death at the hands of the state.)
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There is a strange and precarious balance to believing the state to be barely competent in any capacity and wishing that they would just shoot certain criminals out of hand right after the verdict.
Not that I know anything much about Ms. Arias in particular.
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