A reporter with even a few years in the racket thinks he's seen about everything. Wrong, Jim. You never even imagined the criminal mind that would conceive ...
--stuffing something non-flushable down a WalMart toilet
--arranging yourself on the commode
--hitting the lever
--enduring the chilly flow on your back side
--complaining to store management
--demanding and getting new clothes plus cash for the merchandise you were planning to return but couldn't because the backup destroyed the receipt.
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It would be entertaining to be in court to hear Ms. Cannon explain this; even more fun to hear top-flight WalMart managers detail how she got away with it several times.
True, it would tempt a journalist to write it up with all the obvious, sophomoric puns. Of course I would resist any such non-professionalism.
Bidet as it may, it would still be fun.
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