Sometimes you have to feel sorry for frustrating the healers. I visited them today for the first time since about 2010. They greeted me like a team of Draculas. Fresh meat. Certainly this dude needs treatment for something.
An hour later, the patient chemically analysed, questioned, poked, prodded, and palpated, they reached their scientific conclusion. "(Sigh) Come back and see us in a year."
The secret of course is vigorous daily exercise, a strict vegetarian diet, and, as I have mentioned a time or two, dynamic virtue and uncommon purity of thought.