Dec 19, 2013

Annoying Seasonal Lies

"Every kiss begins with a Kay."

Bullshit. A kiss begins with her sudden realization that he can build serviceable shelves.




5 comments:

Dwight Brown said...

As one of the writers for National Review puts it, "If 'Every Kiss Begins With Kay', then your woman is a whore."

(Apologies for the language, but that is a literal quote.)

Jim said...

There's nothing wrong with your language. Besides, I have certain sympathy for the NR suggestion. Thanks for passng it along.

Roberta X said...

...This explains what's wrong with my love life: I'm a perfectly adequate builder of shelves.

Jim said...

Accepting your premise, that just tells me you haven't met the man who builds better shelves. Maybe that's a wood artist who practices yacht joinery and works only in old-growth mahogany, but if the two of you find one another, whammo!

:)

armedlaughing said...

Or give her what ever she wants at that moment.

gfa