Dec 15, 2013

My Underpants

Getting ready to go visiting, I changed into fresh clothes a few minutes ago. It's cold, so I decided on long johns and grabbed the set on top, a high-tech, micro-fibered, odor-destroying, item. Probably thirty or forty bucks worth of  redneck lingerie which came my way, unnoticed,  in an inventory buyout.

They're camo.

Camoflage underwear?

A guy can only assume someone has identified a niche market of perv hunters who like to flash Bambi before they shoot her mommy.


Anonymous said...

Oh, I don't know. I'd be loath to attend to business in the woods wearing tightey-whitey underbritches during whitetail season, for example, given the target recognition skills of some permit holders...

John of the GMA

Jim said...

Either you show a little white or you're a more ingenious man than I am. Anyway, don't waggle it.