I'm afraid I shall have to decline. Too bad. She's a beautiful woman and makes a good buck.
Furthermore, if I should by chance feel an urge to ogle this South Asian knockout raised in Texas, I shall do so with the sound muted and captioning off.
On her CBS morning news gig today, she listened intently to a guy predicting the death of the American shopping mall and said:
"That breaks my heart. When I moved to Manhattan I really missed the "mall experience'."
Suggesting that any delights she might offer would be more than offset by conversational limitations.