Nathan is 10, goes to Devonshire (Ohio) Alternative Elementary School.
He just drew a three-day suspension for pointing his finger, or, as the school czars call it, a "level 2 lookalike firearm."
I salute the school authorities with a stiffly raised adjacent finger. Call it a level 2 lookalike one-tine pitch fork if you want.
And, just horsing around here, what happens to a sixth-grade guy who becomes suddenly and, shall we say, pointedly aroused when the short-skirted little knockout in the next chair crosses her legs? Maybe an NFA violation?