Feb 14, 2009

... and pass the ammunition

From the Christian Science Monitor:

A bill to allow Arkansas churchgoers to carry concealed guns was passed Wednesday by the state's House of Representatives by a 57-to-42 vote. The measure, introduced in response to a series of church shootings across the country, now moves to the Senate.




Feb 11, 2009

HR 45 - Gun Control from an Expert

This is the brain child of one Bobby Rush who earned his first 15 minutes by going  long-term Army AWOL, founding the Illinois Black Panthers, and then doing six months in prison
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More lately he's been one of the Nation's Leaders, a nine-term congressman from Southside Chicago, but he's had trouble finding another Warholian quarter-hour. Trying again, Congressman Rush has created H.R. 45, a simple little bill making you license yourself and most every gun  you own. 

For whatever interest it may hold,  (a) Bobby's slammer time resulted from gun-law violations (b) prior to joining the crowd at the public tit, he listed his occupation as "activist." I think that's kinda like a community organizer, although the latter seems to be a more productive resume entry.


10-33! -- Unauthorized Fornication

With nothing much else to do,  City Leaders in Council Bluffs decided there was just too much unsanctioned coupling going on along the banks of the Missouri. Time to show those low-life hoes and their Johns.  The sting worked, but, ooops.

The armed Copulation Controllers snagged six would-be customers,  including a Council Bluffs city councilman, one school board president, one lawyer,  and one teacher.  Only  two were Commoners. 

Thus,  two-thirds of the scoundrels who sin against decency are members of the classes which write,  teach,  and interpret  the Purity Statutes. 

Statistics can be fun, I muse, preparing to cite myself on the topic.

 

Feb 7, 2009

Dream a Little Dream

Whatever the Bush/GOP sleaze index may have been, Obamastan seem to be catching up in a hurry. So  there's this vision I've been having.  Chuck Schumer seeks romance in an airport men's room. Then Joe Biden takes Hillary bird hunting in Texas.