Jan 16, 2010

One more shake of the salt cellar

I was just reading the funny comments on the post about New York attacking salt and all who eat it.

It occurred to me that neither Dr. Farley nor Mayor Bloomberg would dare criticize bummery as a leading cause of HIV/AIDS unpleasantness. Such insensitivity would offend pederasts and others who are are much more admirable than sad bastards like you and me who sprinkle white crystals of doom on our popcorn and stuff.

Quote of the day

Geek With a .45 explains armed Americans to one the the doowhackadoos:

"We're not the Nazis, dipwad. We're the people hiding the Jews."




Little help please?

I've been away for a few days, woefully behind on the news. So help me out, please. Has anyone in high office yet blamed racist America for the Haiti quake?


Jan 12, 2010

It is America's Fault

The Federales have taken down El Teo, said to be a big-time Tijuana drug boss whose hobbies include marinating rivals in lye. The MexFeds showed him off at a Mexico City press conference and:


The damned computers worry me. You can walk into any computer store along our southern border and walk out with all the gigibytes you can carry. Cash on the barrelhead, no questions asked.