Brown, Coakley, or Acorn?

When I was dabbling in politics we worried about vote fraud in Massachusetts almost as much as Chicago.

Will Acorn and the remnants of the Kennedy machine thumb the Coakley side of the scale heavily? *

I don't, of course, know, but I hope the national Republican apparatus has set aside a lot of money for EDO-- election day operations -- to include nimble poll watchers with Hawking-like brains and large brass wedding tackle. It is a given that the NRSC has quick-draw legal help on call, and this is one of the times we should declare a moratorium on lawyer snark.

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*The "heavily" is important. They'll cheat a little, but, of course, so will the other side. Small-time vote fraud is universal and generally self-canceling.

Further Tales of The Only Ones

Seems as though a highly trained professional forgot her gun in the crapper out Cleveland way. It shouldn't happen, and it especially shouldn't happen in the secured area of an international airport.

We remind you again to leave your dangerous defensive devices locked up at home and rely on the police and other government-trained professionals. They're the only ones...

H/T to Uncle ...

One more shake of the salt cellar

I was just reading the funny comments on the post about New York attacking salt and all who eat it.

It occurred to me that neither Dr. Farley nor Mayor Bloomberg would dare criticize bummery as a leading cause of HIV/AIDS unpleasantness. Such insensitivity would offend pederasts and others who are are much more admirable than sad bastards like you and me who sprinkle white crystals of doom on our popcorn and stuff.

Quote of the day

Geek With a .45 explains armed Americans to one the the doowhackadoos:

"We're not the Nazis, dipwad. We're the people hiding the Jews."