May 27, 2010

See beautiful Indonesia

I bet the that jobs confiscating the pants require high seniority and a good deal of pull with Islamic politicians.

Doesn't that sort of thing make you wonder how the Hell there ever got to be so many Muslims in the first place?

Hey kids, let's play "Chopstocks."

American stock futures soared for a little while this morning, then fell back when the government reported unemployment still exists and that its first figures on economic growth (Jan-Mar) were screwy.

But now:

Meaning Peking is still loaning money to Athens on security, I suppose,  of the Parthenon which, though in disrepair,  probably still has potential as chop suey takeout joint.

May 26, 2010

Offa my lawn you tall, noisy jerk

Mr. Turtle needs to thank the turtle gods for my still adequate eyesight and reflexes. He came within inches of being the late Mr. Turtle by way of a whirling mower blade.

He is instead internet famous now, and I am taking bookings for his report on a  near-death experience. Discounts to the trade and all libertarian oriented groups.

May 25, 2010

I wish to honor the memory of Sylvia Edwards of Lee's Summit, Missouri, who died today.  She faced problems far beyond the norm  and handled them with grace and humor. Rest well Friend.