Jun 16, 2010

John Wants a Shot of Celery

Keep this up and I'll need to activate the adult content nanny.

Art Frahm was another of the good pinup creators in the innocent age of romantic and sexy  images -- before universal porn in your face. He had a celery fetish, and Lileks wrote a funny piece  about it.


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What gun for polar bear?

Well I was googling, and...

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Jun 15, 2010

Der vurst day

The Des Moines Register national staff takes note of an historic event today. His Obamaness's health  gauleiters  make it official.

"Vee haf ways of making you eat  pschitt, or at least stuff that tastes like it."


The new federal diet guidelines are out today, The headline ogres are cheese, pizza, and sausage.  Take that, Jimmy Dean, enemy of the state.

Already the giant food processors are stumbling over themselves to link arms with the broccoli brown shirts.

If it wasn't for my own good I would be irritated.



Teddy, Miss Kopechne, and the "National Lampoon"

Since we were on the subject,  I thought it would be fun to look at the Volkswagen ad again. Don't miss the line near the bottom, which competes for the title of history's greatest retraction.