People I'm tired of:
Charlie Sheen
Kate Middleton
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Mar 9, 2011
Mar 7, 2011
Programs! Get your programs here!
Five of them are in Iowa tonight. They make up about half of the crowd of Republicans who think they know how to regulate you and will say anything, promise anything, for your agreement.
Reporters are estimating the attendance in a Waukee church at some 800, not counting hundreds of big-city journalists functioning this evening as ethnologists examining the rustic tribes of Bucolia.
Tonight's five are paying obeisance to the sponsoring "Iowa Faith and Freedom (sic) Council," one of the several political/evangelical operations which rule the Iowa poitical roost.
They are:
--Herman Cain, The Godfather. Widely suspected as the perpetrator of the first pineapple pizza.
--Newt Gingrich who, in the absence of Sarah Palin, is functioning as Rock Star pro tem.
--Tim Pawlenty, successor to Jesse Ventura, believer in small government except for free stadiums for professional sports moguls and tax-financed light rail systems.
--Buddy Roemer, a plantation-raised former Democrat and Louisiana governor. He decides things after snapping the rubber band on his wrist. cf. Marie LaVeau
--Rick Santorum of Pennsylvania who, however sanctified, is just plain weird, a living lesson in the harm done by sniffing the Pittsburgh coal dust.
It's going to be a long eleven months
TBC.
Reporters are estimating the attendance in a Waukee church at some 800, not counting hundreds of big-city journalists functioning this evening as ethnologists examining the rustic tribes of Bucolia.
Tonight's five are paying obeisance to the sponsoring "Iowa Faith and Freedom (sic) Council," one of the several political/evangelical operations which rule the Iowa poitical roost.
They are:
--Herman Cain, The Godfather. Widely suspected as the perpetrator of the first pineapple pizza.
--Newt Gingrich who, in the absence of Sarah Palin, is functioning as Rock Star pro tem.
--Tim Pawlenty, successor to Jesse Ventura, believer in small government except for free stadiums for professional sports moguls and tax-financed light rail systems.
--Buddy Roemer, a plantation-raised former Democrat and Louisiana governor. He decides things after snapping the rubber band on his wrist. cf. Marie LaVeau
--Rick Santorum of Pennsylvania who, however sanctified, is just plain weird, a living lesson in the harm done by sniffing the Pittsburgh coal dust.
It's going to be a long eleven months
TBC.
Damn, but you have to love living in a country where people like this still exist. I refer to the South Dakota sheriff with nobly-acquired buffalo shit on his boots -- not the Florida ass who won't take care of his own animals.
Mar 6, 2011
Quote of the Day
The hoi polloi has a regrettable habit of confusing "libertarian" with "liberal' and assuming we aquire our wisdom from MSNBC. Most of those who avoid that error figure we're a bunch of Michelle Bachman conservatives who spend our days and nights with Fox News. This pisses me off. Tam, too.
"...As bad as Hardball is at parsing reality, at least Chris uses polysyllabic words in his lies. If you switch the channel over to Fox & Friends, running at the same time, 50 points of IQ gets sucked from the room every time one of those vacuous bubbleheads opens their cakehole to coo over some pointless human interest story..."
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"...As bad as Hardball is at parsing reality, at least Chris uses polysyllabic words in his lies. If you switch the channel over to Fox & Friends, running at the same time, 50 points of IQ gets sucked from the room every time one of those vacuous bubbleheads opens their cakehole to coo over some pointless human interest story..."
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