Aug 20, 2009

DHA, fish oil, and American geniuses

High-level thinkers have ranked the states for braininess.

Washington, D.C. is included in the study and, lo, is the brainiest because Washingtonians eat lots of fish to achieve DHA-enanced status.

So ends my lifelong awed admiration of high-level thinkers.

DeeCee fish-oilers elected Eleanor Holmes Norton to Congress. Prosecution rests.

2 comments:

bdickens said...

Isn't it odd that the list seems to be heavily weighted towards liberal states?

Jim said...

Yes, but we're getting a lick in. Note Vermont and a few other state which pay a certain obeisance to Amendment Two.