Sep 1, 2010

Hi Sarah. This is a pig. They go oink.

Iowa contributes two great things to the world.  We produce mounains of good food in support of the international hobby of breeding ourselves into lemmingness. We decide who gets to run for president of the United States.

'tis the season, and as harvest time approaches the march of  Republican mugwumps along Interstate 80 is gathering steam. Today is Sarah Palin's turn. She'll raise some right-wing money to confound liberal/statist  candidates this fall. On balance, that is a good thing.  

More significatly,  she will prance down the runway, giving Zeke and The Missus a gander at the skin which she hopes will one day contain a president.

This is terribly exciting, and I suspect even the corn will suspend growing in awe of Sarah's nearness. I wish I could be more overwhelmed at the thought of her running for  the White House, like I would be at an invitation to hunt grizzly with her on Kodiak Island.

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For those of you keeping track, the other Republicans sitting on straw bales and pretending to understand us flyover folks are:

-- Rick Santorum (when he can break away from his exclusive interviews with God)

--Tim Pawlenty of Minnesota

--Good ol ' Newt Gingrich

Of the lot, Newt is the one who comes closest to showing a rudimentary understanding of constitutional government.  

2 comments:

Joel said...

We decide who gets to run for president of the United States.

And we appreciate the bang-up job you've been doing.

Of the lot, Newt is the one who comes closest to showing a rudimentary understanding of constitutional government.

In what universe? Hatin' on liberals is not the same as understanding constitutional government. Or maybe you mean he understands it, he just doesn't approve.

I will never forgive that man for the lies of the so-called "Contract With America," though I suppose I should thank him for driving the final nail in the coffin of my belief that Republicans are a "lesser" evil. Now I just refuse to vote for evil.

Jim said...

You Newt point is well-taken. It was only a comparative evaluation. Still, among all the authoritarians and theocrats in the GOP tent (damned small, if you ask me, almost a bivvie sack), he seems the least objectionable.

Ron Paul haas been here once or twice this year. The press is giving him credit for putting one libertarian-leaning candidate over the top in a state legislative primary.

>>...or maybe he understands it, he just doesn;t approve<<

Or maybe the idea of putting final trust in people to take care of their own lives just scares Hell out of him, as it does every authoritarian whose personal well-being is tied to the continued dominence of government as the ultimate cartel, a monopoly with guns.