We sadly note that England has given us a disrespectful lead. It seems that London youth today have been observed kicking the carriage of His Future Royal Majesty. And on Regency Street, no less, even with Mrs. Future Royal Majesty, Camilla, aboard.
The AP determined that this event required a bulletin and a quick subsequent lede quoting a Charlie factotum that "Their Royal Majesties are quite unharmed."
I, for one, am quite relieved.
And the AP, on it's own, reports that the couple, after speeding off, dismounted at at London Palladium to view a Royal Variety Performance, (Judge Lynn in "Divorce Court" reruns?) "looking quite composed." This, too, is heartening.
The AP determined that this event required a bulletin and a quick subsequent lede quoting a Charlie factotum that "Their Royal Majesties are quite unharmed."
I, for one, am quite relieved.
And the AP, on it's own, reports that the couple, after speeding off, dismounted at at London Palladium to view a Royal Variety Performance, (Judge Lynn in "Divorce Court" reruns?) "looking quite composed." This, too, is heartening.
The protesters are angry because Parliament, which has recently discovered that the Exchequer is still bare, plans to triple university tuition to 9,000 pounds per annum.
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I probably wouldn't have found this worth a little essay except for one factlet. AP said one protester carried a sign saying "Education is Not For Sale."
Look, you little batty English socialist nincompoop. If it isn't for sale, then what in the Hell have you parents been sweating for all their lives? Where do you think that chunk of their paycheck went every fortnight? Or that confiscatory value-added tax they forked over every time you whined for a for a pretty new waistcoat and the latest pop CD while you were in the lower forms? If it isn't for sale, where the deuce does it come from? Your Inland Revenue Service is funded with unicorn farts, maybe?
Now, if you had said that your universities are as bloated as ours, that students are getting a bad bargain at almost any tuition level, then I wouldn't be calling you a stoned-out, smack-brained, collectivist doowhackadoo whose economic understanding is lower than whale excretia.
And if that ain't the ever-loving truth I'll kiss your arse at Buckingham Palace during the Changing of the Guard and give you an hour to alert Fleet Street.
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I probably wouldn't have found this worth a little essay except for one factlet. AP said one protester carried a sign saying "Education is Not For Sale."
Look, you little batty English socialist nincompoop. If it isn't for sale, then what in the Hell have you parents been sweating for all their lives? Where do you think that chunk of their paycheck went every fortnight? Or that confiscatory value-added tax they forked over every time you whined for a for a pretty new waistcoat and the latest pop CD while you were in the lower forms? If it isn't for sale, where the deuce does it come from? Your Inland Revenue Service is funded with unicorn farts, maybe?
Now, if you had said that your universities are as bloated as ours, that students are getting a bad bargain at almost any tuition level, then I wouldn't be calling you a stoned-out, smack-brained, collectivist doowhackadoo whose economic understanding is lower than whale excretia.
And if that ain't the ever-loving truth I'll kiss your arse at Buckingham Palace during the Changing of the Guard and give you an hour to alert Fleet Street.
2 comments:
Don't sugar-coat it, Jim. Tell us how you really feel:)
Education isn't for sale. And health care is a right.
Now quit your moanin' and get back to work. Lots of other people are counting on it!
tweaker
At least Camilla didn't say anything about limiting their diet to cake. JAGSC
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