Michelle was in Waterloo yesterday to announce she really and officially wants to be president of these 57 great states.
In presenting her qualifications, she allowed she was proud to be Waterloo-born, just like John Wayne.
Ooops. She was perhaps thinking of John Wayne Gacy, who lived there for a while. The other one, the one who wore Stetsons and shot movie Indians, was born in Winterset, about 130 miles away.
"Hello Pentagon. This is President Bachmann, and I want you to bomb Ireland. No, wait, I mean Iceland ... errr, Iraq. Wait a minute. We already bombed Iraq, I think. It's Iran. Yes. Iran. Bomb them."