Sean McWhosis announces to the world: "my parents are the worst Mother F-----g parents in the world for not getting me an iPhone f--- you Mom and Dad F--- YOU. FML."(elisions mine)
That's only slightly more vulgar and illiterate than the rest of the comments, and if you're interested in nurturing a foul pessimism about tomorrow's voters and breeders, I suggest you read it all.
Look you self-righteous little pukes, once upon a time, not all that long ago, plastered across America, even during the Christmas season, you saw things like this, and you didn't take it as a license to call your parents or your society motherf.....s.