Dec 24, 2012

Brass Monkey Report

Christmas Eve day dawns just as I remember the season from my extreme youth. That was before Ayn Rand and Ronald Reagan warmed up the globe in order to flood the homes of women, children, and minorities in Newark and Miami.

One of those stubborn, damnable Arctic high pressure systems has clamped its fat and frozen behind on the northern plains. If the 30-day forecast is any guide at all we'll remember this December/January as the two moons of the shrivled scrotum.

2 comments:

Brigid said...

Stay safe and warm.

Merry Christmas.

Jim said...

Thank you, Brigid, and I hope you, too, had a merry Christmas.