Dec 7, 2012


"Class, can anyone tell us what happened on this day in 1941. Yes, Sarah?"

'The Japanese kamikazes bombed General MacArthur."

"And can you tell us why?"

"Because we wouldn't sell them any oil or steel because they were yellow people."

Very good, Sarah. Now, pay strict attention class. I have the decorating assignments here for the homecoming dance..." 


Don said...

Unfortunately accurate.

Stretch said...

The Japanese bombed Pearl in retribution for the U.S. nuking Nagashema. - American History book 2020.