The get-skinny company is out with an arresting teevee commercial. An aww-too-cute little girl skips about, chanting that when she grows up she just wants to "float around in her pink bubble" and wave her "magic wand to make rainbows fall from the skies."
A narrator intones, "...remember when anything was possible? ... it still is."
Obama is furious and has directed Eric Holder to sue Weight Watchers for violating the copyright on his 2008 campaign message.