Libertarian thinking about everything. --Ere he shall lose an eye for such a trifle... For doing deeds of nature! I'm ashamed. The law is such an ass. -- G. Chapman, 1654.
Dec 30, 2009
Idly posted
Hey kids, next time you're waiting in line at the airport and telling your buddy about your new super streamliner motorcycle, I strongly suggest you do not refer it it as a crotch rocket.
Dec 28, 2009
Projects
It was a special order from a little girl I know. Merry Christmas.
Dec 27, 2009
Speaking of the Whine-Soaked
Jinglebob goes on a rant which, really folks, ought to be printed in school text books. Without apology.
Dec 26, 2009
But Captain, I really gotta....
It's early in the story. In due course we'll know enough to make better assessments than my current one, maybe:
The clown's father came to the U.S. Government and said his kid was wiggy in a terrorist fashion. Our leaders said well gee thanks and went off to dip shrimps at the nearest reception.
Because of that you'd better have one Hell of a lot of bladder control if you forget yourself and have a cup of coffee a couple of hours before scheduled touchdown. And imagine the agony if you're flying into O'Hare and are awarded one of those extended stays in the pattern over Skokie.
The next hot business opportunity is a chain of Depends dispensers in the nation's airports.
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