Confused and lonely no more, the littlest puppy comes home, wagging its tiny butt and rolling over and over in hopes of a nice snack of .25 ACP.
I tip my hat to mommydotguv for returning the little guy to the man from whom it was stolen 30 years ago.
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Title note: Dammit, I forgot what heart cockles are, and with Wiki black I can't look it up. So I put my hat back on to the SOPA freaks.
Jan 18, 2012
The New Obama Government: Lean and Mean, Baby
What you're about to read can be thought of as a practice question for your SATs.
If you don't plan to take your SATs, you can think of it as one of those "What's Wrong With This Picture?" features in Mechanix Illustrated in the '60s.
President Obama decided to kill the Commerce Department in the name of frugality and a a more streamlined federal government. Less than a week later he made a legally questionable appointment to get a brand new federal behemoth up and spending -- Cordray's new empire for pretending to protect consumers.
Compare and contrast. You have five minutes. Keep your eyes on your own work.
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And please stop nitpicking the question. We are all aware that His Ineptness is not "killing" Commerce. Out of respect to His high office we're pretending He is telling the truth. Rather than killing Commerce, he is spreading it around like, you know, warm peanut butter or a bovine look-alike. By his own admission the number of paper shufflers to be laid off equals zero.
If you want my personal guess, the chief financial result will be a multi-million tab for printing new stationery.
If you don't plan to take your SATs, you can think of it as one of those "What's Wrong With This Picture?" features in Mechanix Illustrated in the '60s.
President Obama decided to kill the Commerce Department in the name of frugality and a a more streamlined federal government. Less than a week later he made a legally questionable appointment to get a brand new federal behemoth up and spending -- Cordray's new empire for pretending to protect consumers.
Compare and contrast. You have five minutes. Keep your eyes on your own work.
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And please stop nitpicking the question. We are all aware that His Ineptness is not "killing" Commerce. Out of respect to His high office we're pretending He is telling the truth. Rather than killing Commerce, he is spreading it around like, you know, warm peanut butter or a bovine look-alike. By his own admission the number of paper shufflers to be laid off equals zero.
If you want my personal guess, the chief financial result will be a multi-million tab for printing new stationery.
Jan 17, 2012
Or maybe you're just a bad shot
Love to own a nice mouflon but too chicken to go to Iraq and and get one?
A fellow with a Rocking H brand down in Texas is the man to see.
For a little more money you can have your own kudu to pet without having to brave African savannas.
Even if your local zoning thugs won't let you keep a back yard mouflon -- or if you can't afford a kudu (which you can't) -- it's an interesting site. Everything from exotics on the hoof to home decor items fashioned from deceased examples.
(FTC: Screw off. Don't even know the man. Wish I did.)
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A fellow with a Rocking H brand down in Texas is the man to see.
For a little more money you can have your own kudu to pet without having to brave African savannas.
Even if your local zoning thugs won't let you keep a back yard mouflon -- or if you can't afford a kudu (which you can't) -- it's an interesting site. Everything from exotics on the hoof to home decor items fashioned from deceased examples.
(FTC: Screw off. Don't even know the man. Wish I did.)
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Just housekeeping
The Mac laptop threw a rod Saturday, and the TMR comes to you via a 20th Century desktop with wide white sidewalls, fender skirts, and a foxtail on the radio antenna. It runs, but the tappet noise is driving me nuts.
Expect delays.
Expect delays.
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