...and a pleasant one, kindly weather, outside work, the hint of winter pallor giving way to a less morbid skin tone.
So why the hell did I decide to spoil things by reading the news and shattering my most cherished articles of faith in my government?
The Department of Homeland security would never, ever hire airport perverts, just dedicated public servants devoted to catching sky terrorists.
The policeman is your friend and the war on drugs is noble.
Teachers and school bosses are even more noble. Unless they can make more money cheating.